Friday, October 29, 2010

THE... impulse

1- Hey...
2-  Wow, you look tired.
1- It's been a long day.
2- Oh I'm sorry.
1- Ya no BD.
2- Wanna talk about it?
1- It's just cramps
2- UGH! That's the absolute worst!
1- It's fine though, I have my chocolate supply with me, I'll be fine.
2- Can I have some?
1- No! Get your own chocolate when you have your own cramps!
2- Ugh. That's so rude.
1- Well... I'm sorry.
2. Well... I'll see you and your attititude later then.
1- Don't give me sass.
2- Listen, I'll sass when I'm feeling sassy.
1- Alright... WHAT EVEEEEER.

Thursday, October 14, 2010

Roses are red... Violets are blue (BAAAAAAAAAAAD WRITING)

Roses are red,
Violets should be pink
I really do suck
at writing poems I think.
I cry myself to sleep at night,
I cry myself to sleep at night,
I cry myself to sleep at night,
when I think about our first fight.
The sky is really blue today,
Horses and cows love to eat hay,
My least favorite month is the month of May,
Hear Fat Albert scream, hey hey hey!
The flower's beauty is like unto a rose whose petals were kissed by the sun each morning at then laid down to sleep at night the stars acting as a sheet.
I gaze into the horizon and picture my life as clearly as the waters of the ocean right after the waves of a hurricane did beat.
Mr. Nelson makes us write bad poems,
can i do that? Oh let me just show-'em..s
how bad I really can be
who knew it was true?
This poem sucks so bad my face is literally turning blue.

Sunday, October 3, 2010

DIRECT ORDER

You have been given a direct order to ROCK out. Rock out like you're Mick Jagger and your soul purpose in life is to do so. Rock out like you're having a seizure or your mom just made cinnimon rolls and you just relized it's general conference weekend. NO CHURCH! :) Rock out like you just made the perfect cheesecake. Rock out like you just ATE that very cheesecake. Rock out like you're with all your girls and a group of male, European models just got seated by you at the resturant and need directions and dates to the nearest party. Rock out like you just got invited to Taylor Laugtner's eighteenth bash. and yes... you are his date! Rock out like you have hair down to your butt which is there specifically for rockin. Rock out like you're the only person alive. Rock out like you would if you were dressed like KISS. Rock out like you would if you WERE KISS. Rock out like you just got a text from the love of your life saying he's been blinded all these years not knowing how perfect you are for each other. Yah... that'd be a big fat ROCK out.

ShAkE tHe DuSt

This is for the construction workers,
for the fat girls,
Shake the dust and be who you are because everybody else is already taken.
This is for the retired football star
and for the broken hearted
This is for the corner and the girl who sits in it whose ONLY proof of existance is her name on the roll.
This is for the lonely hallways filled with lonely people how are constantly surrounded by others but are still considered "loners"
Shake the dust. Look rejection in the face and laugh because you're not afraid of it.
This is for the betrayed mother
This is for the children who watched their mother be betrayed by their own father and don't know which side they're on.
This is for the abandoned puppy
and for the star that no one has ever wished apon.
This one's for you.
Every person who has ever doubted you, every english assignment that has stared at you with arrogent eyes assuming you can't do it, every person who was there, hurt you, and now is gone, is going to feel ashamed when you shake the dust becasue once you do your true self will be revealed.
And they won't know how they didn't see it before.